do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
Imagine Muggleborns having patronuses that represent something from Muggle culture that they feel protected by. A shy Hufflepuff with a Pikachu patronus. A Slytherin who’s really nervous because of all the stuff in the past and they’re Muggleborn but they cast a patronus and it’s one of the Game of Thrones dragons. A Gryffindor being the talk of the common room because of their Jaeger patronus. A Ravenclaw with a comic obsession finding out their patronus is the Hulk.
If you work at McDonald’s and don’t say “how can I Mchelp you?” What’s the point of working there
- Americans: Youtube
- Australians: Youchube
*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day
today i was standing in front of our garage and i didn’t notice my mom was about to leave so she got her head out of the window and yelled “vroom vroom get out me way son!” and it was honestly one of the most funny and embarassing moments ever